A Sonic Sauna & Somatic Healing Sanctuary on the River.
Radical Resonance
Stress is static; health is a clear signal. We use frequency to "tune" the communication between your gut and your brain. When we clear the noise, your body stops fighting itself and starts functioning as one synchronized system.
Biological Integrity
We don’t just "soothe" stress; we move it. Using 1000W of sonic power, we provide a physical solution for a physical problem. If it doesn’t shake the sludge and change the resonance, it’s not a Cubehouse experience.
The Sanctuary Standard
Environment is the medicine. We provide a high-integrity space where the river meets the cedar—creating the safety your body needs to drop its armor, flush the sludge, and finally breathe.
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Our mission is to dismantle the physical architecture of stress. We bridge the gap between high-performance physics and riverfront peace to help people shake the 'biological sludge' out of their nervous systems. Through Somatic Frequency Therapy, we provide a hard-reset for the gut-brain connection, returning the body to its natural state of resonance, clarity, and flow.
Meet the Founder & Somatic Guide
Janet is the visionary behind The Cubehouse and the architect of the 21-Day Gut-Brain Reset. With a deep-rooted belief that "the body keeps the score," Janet shifted her focus from traditional wellness to the science of Somatic Frequency Therapy—the physical reclamation of the nervous system.
At the River Sanctuary, Janet serves as the bridge between the high-performance physics of the UniCube and the human experience of letting go. She specializes in identifying "somatic armor" and guiding guests through the process of flushing the physical sludge that leads to burnout and brain fog.
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The Founding 22 isn't just a pilot program; it’s a mission to prove that when you change a person's frequency, you change their life.
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The Goal: We don't just want you to feel better; we want you to vibrate differently. By the end of 21 days, you aren't just a guest—you are a testament to what happens when a human being finds their true frequency.
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